I'd be lying if I said I wasn't afraid.

If anybody had asked me if I were married, I'd have said I was.

I wonder if Tom really meant what he said.

I mean, if I said to you Cigarettes, it does the body good!

Honestly, I'd be lying if I said I never regret my sudden decisions.

And I said, But what if they drive into a ditch?

Imagine if Martin Luther King had said, I have a dream.

My mother said if I eloped, she would never forgive me.

He said, If I keep tossing myself off I get fresh sperm being made.

They only asked if I was the author of the message and I said I wasn't.

He said, Oh don't let the Lord be angry, and I will speak. What if there are thirty found there? He said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.

So I said, Okay, if I have to do it I had a sabbatical. I said, I'll write about my research if there is no other way. And then I'll get to do my cookbook.

I said, If I can't get the craft that I want, I'll use the craft I can get.

And I said, If you're serious, I will try to find a family for her.

Facebook is blocked in Syria, would I sound naïve if I said I didn t see it coming?

He said, if I want to describe one more force, maybe I need one more dimension.

If I said to you, Okay, we're not going to have new TED.

What I didn't tell her is, if she said, Yes, you could jump.

'I can tell you more than that, if you like,' said the Gryphon.

She said, If you help me get money, I could open a house.

I said, If 500 turns into 1,000 or 2,000, my life is over.

Tom said that he'd give me thirty dollars if I ate an earthworm.

And I said, Why? He said, Because nobody is going to give you a film if you talk about subtext.

Now, I said that if I were religious, I'd be very afraid of evolution. I'd go further.

They said, Hey Ze, if you ever come to Boulder, you should rock out with us, and I said, Why wait?

So I got the teddy bear and I said, Do you mind if I pull out one of your fibers?

Moore said that if they said that 10 years ago, when I asked them for that, then yeah it might have worked ...

And another parent said, I feel as if I've played a role in an execution.

'And who is Dinah, if I might venture to ask the question?' said the Lory.

If we had a 1,000 seat hall, I think we could fill it, said Gulamzade.

if they if they if they actually if they actually said that, I'm getting out.

And I said, If I can follow that music, I'll get out into the sunlight and I'll be OK.

I said, Hi, Hesa. And he said, Hi. I said, Happy New Year.

And he said, Yeah. He said, But that's if you're a radar.

I took several containers my wife said, if I could do this, anybody could and I ended up growing a seed garden.

And I wonder if the photographer said, Okay, Jude, could you touch your tooth? That's good.

And if you read the press, it actually last week said I quit the Media Lab.

They told me that if I didn t try to escape, everything would be okay, Solaris said.

I was thinking that I shouldn't go because somebody said, if I did, it would show that I approved of the military regime there.

I said, No, I follow little old women around parking lots to see if they'll stop. Yes, it's my mother!

Later on I said certain things I had players, if we're leaving for somewhere, had to be neat and clean.

And Senator Heinz sat very quietly and he said, Well, what would your reaction be if I said I'd give you a million dollars?

Can you imagine if Tom said that?

I said,

I said, Oh now, I don't have a uterus because I had cancer a few years ago. So, does this mean that if I went to heaven I would get my old uterus back? And they said, Sure.